I wanted to give you some pointers about Christmas decorating. Especially in the tree department. Therefore, I have decided to share with you a redneck family tradition here in Louisiana.
Husbands - here's a little romantic pointer: don't tell your wife that you are building this, build it secretly in the garage and throw a big Christmas party with all of your friends and especially important rich people as well. Then, when the time is right, unveil your greatest achievement, THE MOUNTAIN DEW CHRISTMAS TREE!!!! Yes, your spouse will love you for it....I promise.
Here are the supplies you'll need:
About 379 Mountain Dew Cans (give or take a few)
Christmas Tree Stand.
Shag Carpet Optional
Here are the steps involved in constructing this wonderful tree: