I have decided to open a new business specializing in animal based musical instruments. My first custom built instrument will be the Katzenclavier. Basically, it's a piano type instrument in which the keys are connected to a nail. When pressed, it will ram itself into the tails of different sized and aged cats - therefore producing different "meow"-type tones. The hardest part is picking the cats. You have to make sure that each cat has a different note in their "meow" that will correspond to each note on the keyboard. I have finished the instrument itself, now off to the animal shelter!
p.s. - i am excited to see what chords sound like.
*this is a joke... don't call the spca on me